Anonymous asked:

sorry if you've already been asked this, but what kind of laptop did you get? i need to get a new one soon and i have no idea what kind to get!

dont ask me for laptop advice because i know nothing and ill ruin your entire life


if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”


If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 


Try me.

To all the packs of 8th grade boys



super homesick all of a sudden.maybe its bc ive been alone basically all day but. wow. wtf

Fuck this game and it’s hard decisions

Anonymous asked:

I have the exact same fear, so much that every start of semester I have a dream that consists in me missing all my classes.

apparently that happens to my dad still, even though he graduated 25+ years ago


reading scientific papers is more difficult than expected. currently struggling on biology lab hw

I FIGURED OUT WHY IT DIDNT FUCKING MAKE SENSE. the professor forgot to copy like half of the pages to the paper he passed ut (it didnt show page numbers…) i thought i was illiterate or something but nope. he just now sent out a really !!!URGENT!!! email ahaha

reading scientific papers is more difficult than expected. currently struggling on biology lab hw

My psych professor has portal stickers on get laptop and has used two cat memes in her powerpoints. She’s like 50. I love her.



Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions



my biggest fear is oversleeping and missing a class

Live a little :)

im paying a lot of money to be here :) i don’t want it to be a waste :) go be condescending elsewhere :)))))